The cat in the picture above reflects what happens when I'm bombarded with political opinions on television, in newspapers, magazines, conversations with friends and relatives, and on the radio. And for reasons unknown to me, it seems as people get older they take a sudden interest in the political process of the nation, county or city. Fantastic! They have their views and here are just a few things I trust more than people's political points of view:
- Mexican tap water
- Gas station sushi
- Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
- A porcupine with a "pet me" sign
- A rattlesnake for a house pet
- Bill Clinton ethics course
- A Jimmy Carter economic plan
- Loch Ness monster sightings
- Accepting pills from Bill Cosby
- A Palestinian on a motor cycle
- Captain of the Titanic giving sailing lessons
- Michael Jackson's doctor
- A Disney cruise off the coast of Somalia
- A Bigfoot sighting
- O.J. Simpson demonstrating his knife skills
- Bar hopping with Charles Manson and Jeffery Dahmer
- A Hillary Clinton war story
- Dick Chaney's quail hunting skills
- An "all inclusive" resort vacation in the mountains of Afghanistan
- Road kill stew being lower in carbohydrates and cholesterol
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